Who needs friends?

I decided to check my friends list to see if I actually do have friends or if I'm posting to sheer anonymity (which was shattered when the Texans came after me. This is the first time I checked in great detail. It seems that there's 33 of you out there. I'm wondering why? OK, in most of your cases, I added you to my list so it was a reciprocal thing, but some of you added me first. If I recall, you were kelly_lynn, jadis, mannyvision, sassy, smh, and lastly themermaid and daerlyn.
Was it the incessant browbeating I subjected you to in various public forums?
The pretty, clothing-optional women?
Cash bribes?
The continued celebration of the insanity that is Florida?