Sterling Ambivalence (sterlingnorth) wrote,
Sterling Ambivalence
sterlingnorth

Answering questions

Well, ladies and gentlemen The Cheesecake post. But before we get to that, a public service announcement. Combining massive amounts of Raid bug spray with linoleum tile in the kitchen makes for a great substitute for the ice-capades! Only problem is, you shouldn't try to kill bugs or walk fast on such a floor. Not unless you want to practice slapstick pratfalls and landing on your butt.

It's OK. I'm fine. It's my pride that is more injured than my butt. That ends my dreams of becoming a stunt-double, ice-skater, or professional exterminator.

With that, as I lay on the couch with my butt resting on two unfluffable pillows, let me open up the question mailbag I set up over the weekend and promptly forgot about... (That's OK. You probably did, too!)

blurgirl I assume that you do so with your nose. If that's not the case, you could possibly eke out a lucrative career at the circus.
karlgrenze It involved this girl. Actually it was being back at the old stoop with my old friends in Alexandria, with which I played with when I was five or six. They all moved on from the townhouses to nice homes in middle Virginia. I moved on to a low-rent dingy apartment in the bad side of Detroit. I never caught up with them.

And now, to make me feel better, girls kissing girls!
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