How else can I explain this link that was forwarded to me by a female co-conspirator (whose name I won't reveal — you'll understand why if you click on the link).
Second, Japan is insane. The link is from a site based in Japan.
Japan's answer to Gonads and Strife is "Boobies Doing the Can-Can."
If that isn't disturbing enough, try this — Michael Jackson through the years!