The Quality Journalizing Initiative
Well,
the quality journalizing initiative has been put on hold temporarily, due
to my being ill. I just have some Florida stories to pass along to you, the
long-suffering readers of this page!
Our first story teaches us to
always do what you know. This man knew McDonald’s inside and out, so he was
at an advantage when he decided to rob them!
Be careful when choosing
roommates in Florida. This applies anywhere, but is of special intent in
Florida. This man forgot to play rent, and played banjo all night long. So
the fledgling femme-fatale and her creepy boyfriend went and found the typically
Floridian solution to their roommate problems -- they stabbed him to death.
Elsewhere
in Florida, don’t get plastic surgery from this man. The few who don’t
die by his hand have the urge of committing suicide.
the quality journalizing initiative has been put on hold temporarily, due
to my being ill. I just have some Florida stories to pass along to you, the
long-suffering readers of this page!
Our first story teaches us to
always do what you know. This man knew McDonald’s inside and out, so he was
at an advantage when he decided to rob them!
Be careful when choosing
roommates in Florida. This applies anywhere, but is of special intent in
Florida. This man forgot to play rent, and played banjo all night long. So
the fledgling femme-fatale and her creepy boyfriend went and found the typically
Floridian solution to their roommate problems -- they stabbed him to death.
Elsewhere
in Florida, don’t get plastic surgery from this man. The few who don’t
die by his hand have the urge of committing suicide.