No, this isn't Florida, but this is simultaneously too funny and sad to pass up! Now, I love freaky-ass unsolicited sex as much as any man, but if a woman comes up to you looking to have her boobies licked, it would probably be best to be just a little suspicious. Just for no other reason than it sounds too good to be true.
Well, it appears that last spring (yes, this is an old story), girls in Columbia found that the easiest way to administer knock-out drugs on men were via
scantly-clad breasts. Once the men were knock-out, the women would steal all their stuff.
Clever.
