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It Came from Florida...

This sentence could only be produced in Florida.
Sleepwear [like pajamas] is popular school attire during cold weather and on exam days, students say.

Only in Florida is "cold weather" pajama wearing weather. Elsewhere in the nation attempts to wear pajamas in "cold weather" would be a ticket to the hospital for hypothermia treatment.

Also, someone felt he had to go Mike Tyson in a little league playoff and have ear for supper.

And in other news of people having too much time on their hands in Florida, they have developed miniature cows.

And they race crabs.

And this cop thought the best way to impress women is to hide outside their houses and spy on them. He's being promoted to deputy to John Ashcroft.