Sterling Ambivalence (sterlingnorth) wrote,
Sterling Ambivalence
sterlingnorth

Surprising things Florida just don't understand.*

Spongebob Squarepants -- Good.

Homemade fireworks -- Bad.

I won't comment on the fireworks, but I want to know what in Spongebob could have elicited these responses:
  • I watched it, and I really don't want to be associated with it.
  • I'd rather for SpongeBob to maybe do his thing somewhere else.
  • I can't fathom why it's a square, synthetic sponge
But then, I don't get why NASCAR has such an appeal. I doubt it has anything to do with the drugs. Otherwise, they'd understand Spongebob!
People, pray for this state.
*This is not meant to imply that all Floridians are as screwball as this batch. Only maybe 97% of residents are nuts, tops!

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