OH Gross!

Castle admitted tampering with the coffee cup of one female co-worker in
the DSS offices on Jan. 18. He admitted to tampering with the coffee cup
of another female co-worker in the office on a number of occasions between
Jan. 1, 2001, and this past Jan. 18. And he admitted to tampering with the
headset of another female employee on one occasion during that same January-to-January
time period.

Replace "tampering with" with "masturbated in" and you'll have a reason to skip breakfast this morning.