Sterling Ambivalence (sterlingnorth) wrote,
Sterling Ambivalence

Even I miss them sometimes...

A few days ago, Tennessee state representative Keith Westmoreland went down
to Miramar Beach, Florida. As an outsider not used to the weird mojo of Florida,
he didn't stand a chance. He succummed to the urges and took all of his clothes of . . . in front of teenage girls. He was charged with seven counts of indecent exposure.

Now, if it were to end there, it would be hilarious! However, it took a turn for the weird last night as Westmoreland allegedly shot himself. The body was found by family members last night at 8pm EDT.
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