Sterling Ambivalence (sterlingnorth) wrote,
Sterling Ambivalence

Florida. More proof that it is simply an open air insane asylum

I have a healthy backlog of stories from our favorite open-air insane asylum -- Welcome to FloridaFlorida. We can start with Florida jurisprudence. Good knowledge of Richard III (or fear of the letter G) can get you a new trial.

A job training teacher in Florida moonlights as a prostitute. She could probably blame Jeb Bush and his education budget cuts.

And more proof that Floridians are unable to keep clothed. High school dropout streaks at graduation.

A woman sets fire to herself when she tries to burn her car. Why did she want to burn the car? She couldn't afford it anymore.

In an unfortunate turn of events, a Florida pilot survives one plane crash only to perish in another the very next day.

And finally, a treehouse with plumbing. Only in Florida!
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