Sterling Ambivalence (sterlingnorth) wrote,
Sterling Ambivalence

It's Sex and Vapid Girls Night at the IMDb.

These articles will be archived here tomorrow, but for how long I do not know. But these are the headlines

Studio Explodes Denise Richards' Butt
Apparently, Denise Richards don't want you to think her ass is this big!
Says Richards, "I slammed on the brakes when I saw it. I saw it at a bus stop and I thought, 'What the hell did they do to my a***?' Plus I got all these phone calls from my girlfriends saying, 'What did they do to you? You look ridiculous!"

Britney And Buffy To Battle It Out?
I always figured Britney Spears to be a demon from hell. This only serves to confirm my suspicions. The scary thing is that she will be in six episodes, if reports are correct. I'd rather see her run over by a truck than see Britney fight Buffy to a draw. No, I take that back. If Buffy can sufficiently bloody and bruise that former Mouseketeer I might watch just for that. But if Britney tries to get naked, like she tried to for "Crossroads", a brick will be thrown through the TV set.
PS: Britney, you don't have a acting career, no matter what everyone around you says.

Love Hewitt Speaks Out For The Scantily Clad
There's no way I can mock this blurb, so I shall post it in its entirety, damn the IMDb lawyers. This is your moment of Zen...
Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks more sexy stars should strip down on screen - because it makes movies more interesting. The tempting Hollywood beauty admits she jumps at every chance to squeeze her curvaceous physique into skimpy outfits, because she's confident her audience will enjoy it. She says, "It comes with the territory. Who wants to go to a movie and see a girl running around in sweats three sizes too big? Nobody. I get it. I put on small tops everyday knowing that as I'm crawling around with the camera down my chest, it was all in good fun. It's eye candy."

Because, the cleavage hides the inability to act by the actress, and the inability to write by the screenwriters. PS. How is your singing career coming?
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