See the east coast flooded by rising sea levels, and see DC become only a memorial city surrounded by levees and dykes.
See the country and world run out of food and water. Hunger reaches our shores. (More so than it exists already.)
City planning will still suck!
But it may just make sense to stay in bed, because you won't be able to drive to work. (Provided you can still afford gas.)
At least as old geezers will still hold the center of attention... or so we hope
And this article simply proves that you can't describe all of culture and entertainment in one short article.