Sterling Ambivalence (sterlingnorth) wrote,
Sterling Ambivalence

Macintosh Melee

If you were foolish enough to be using this journal as breaking news, you spent last Tuesday, August 9th nearly alone, shocked to discover that a computer fire-sale had been postponed for a week, and limited to local residents. However, you would not have been trampled, attacked, or otherwise injured.

Yesterday, Henrico County, Virginia opened up the doors to the Richmond Raceway to sell 4 year old iBooks for $50. And it was every man for himself... Old men and mothers were run over! A woman peeing on herself to get a computer. Some guy tried to break through with his car!

Sorry, you lunatics... I don't need a computer that badly...

WWBT Richmond

Tags: apple
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