Now there's a bra that promises to make women look like they've had plastic surgery. The Evolution bra is aimed at "women who lust after the look of cosmetic breast implants." It features a sculpted, graduated cup "specially designed to mimic the appearance of cosmetic breast implants."
"To be honest, the new standard for women is to be cosmetically enhanced, or to at least feel that's what you look like," company spokeswoman Michelle Soudry said. "It's a completely new ideal from what we've seen before, and this is a company that is catering to that."
The girls who used to write Sequential Tart are probably now drinking themselves into a coma. I'll just weep silently in the corner, with JWZ.