And Behold. The Lord Blessed thy Woman with Foal. And He Said all was Good.

You got to love the Japanese. Only they would figure out that a woman giving birth to a horse is the way to sell cheap software.

But that's not all. Here's their website with more ads.

Such hits include, Japanese woman, who had previously gave birth to a horse, turns into a demon before turning into a tubby man.

British man has troubling relationship with a phone with sensual lips.

...while having trouble catching up with his computer.

Opal gives it her seal of approval.
"I will be having nightmares tonight."