She is the Spring Street Network's Personal of the Day for The Onion.

misslilithium is a 22 year old of African-American, Japanese, Caucasian ancestry, living in Seattle, Washington. Bad news for me (besides that I live in the suburbs of Washington, DC), is she is already in a relationship, and is just looking for a girlfriend to go clubbing.

Though she seems like a interesting person to get to know.