This is why I'm not a professional 'blargher'. (Yep, that's going on the resume. I got a website where I make half-assed arguments and blather about my life.)
That's OK. I just need to read my Ben Shapiro, and I'll have material for weeks.
(I'm probably the only person on earth who still references articles from the defunct Suck. But they are still, in my opinion, the pennicle of web writing. Damn I miss them.)