The Florida Ministry of Information interrupts this journal for this correction. Sterling has posted information that was not cleared by this office. We want you the disregard that previous entry. What that entry should have said was...The rock tested positive for cocaine in a police field test, but Bush was not immediately arrested because police could not get staff members at the rehab center to cooperate and give sworn statements, Rolon said.
We apologize for any inconvience. We now return you back to your previous journal...
...and if Florida manages to screw up the 2004 vote, I swear, I'm auctioning it off to Cuba!
